The Sanguo Yanyi - Chapter 11
The Sanguo Yanyi - Chapter 11:
Liu Bei Rescues Kong Rong At Beihai;
Lu Bu Defeats Cao Cao Near Puyang.
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WARNING: THE FOLLOWING COMMENTARY MOST LIKELY CONTAINS SPOILERS. AND CIRCUS MIDGETS.
Okay, there's not really any circus midgets. Though I read somewhere that Lu Bu was actually only about 5 and a half feet tall or something like that. Hmmm, short guy. Most feared warrior in the land....Napoleon Complex, anyone?
And speaking of Lu Bu, he plays quite an important role in this chapter, as does Liu Bei. Get used to that. Because for the next several chapters, you can probably forget about Sun Ce in the South, Yuan Shao in the north, Liu Yan in the southwest, Zhang Lu and Ma Teng in the northwest, and Liu Biao in the south. It's time to get down to some gangsta shit on the Central Plains.