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  • Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Vol. 1
    Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Vol. 1
    by Lo Kuan-Chung, Robert E. Hegel, C. H. Brewitt-Taylor

    I am currently producing an audiobook adaptation of the Sanguo Yanyi (The Romance of the Three Kingdoms), one of the Four Classics of Chinese Literature.  

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    I have long been fascinated with the almost two millenia-old Chinese epic, the Sanguo Yanyi, or "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" as it has been called here in the west. The book, written by various authors contributing to it throughout the centuries, is truly one of the finest examples of epic storytelling in the history of the world. I tend to refer to it, sometimes, when I'm describing the story to people, as "The Chinese Illiad". The term might be a tad bit imprecise, since the Illiad only covers, what, ten years or so? Whereas, the Romance of the Three Kingdoms covers 90+ years of Chinese history. Some time back, I got a bug up my ass or something, and decided to go out and find audiobook versions of all my favorite books. I have been very successful for the most part, but there were some glaring omissions that I could not countenance. For one thing, I've not yet been able to score an audio copy of "The Aeneid" by Virgil. And from all the information I've thus far been able to gather, there is no audiobook adaptation of the Three Kingdoms saga. (Perhaps this might have something to do with the fact that the story is 120 chapters long!) To say that I was a bit indignant to discover that no one had ever made an audiobook version of one of the best-selling books of all time, one of the greatest STORIES of all time would be a bit of an understatement. I looked and looked and looked for months to see if I could track down an audio copy, and found none. So I decided that I would make one myself.

    By the way, I just want to say right here and now: I do not speak any of the Chinese dialects, so if I happen to mispronounce anything, my apologies, but I do the best I can. :p I realize that this is a project which will probably consume my entire lifetime. The book is, as I have said before, quite a long one. But I am resolved to finish this project, if it takes me forever, and when I'm done, the world will have this fine, fine story of loyalty, brotherhood, ambition, and betrayal in audiobook form! This version is adapted from the online version published by the good folks at Threekingdoms.com, featuring a musical score taken from the many Romance of the Three Kingdoms video games put out by Koei over the years. The music is courtesy of Kongming.net. If you're as much of a fan of the Three Kingdoms as I am, you'll have to check that one out! I have put a lot of work into this so far, and it's not going to stop, so I hope that each and every one of you enjoy this.

    Thursday
    Nov282013

    The Sanguo Yanyi - Chapter 66

    The Sanguo Yanyi - Chapter 66:

    Armed With Sword, Guan Yu Goes To A Feast Alone;

    For The State, Empress Fu Offers Her Life. 

     

    Listen:

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    WARNING:

    THERE'S SPOILERS HERE YET TO BE READ.
    READING THEM MIGHT JUST DO IN YOUR HEAD.
    BUT IF YOU READ ON, 
    MANY QUESTIONS  BEGONE, 
    AND YOU'LL SLEEP EASIER IN YOUR BED. 

     

    So it's Chapter 66 now (I'm sure the superstitious out there among you are probably like "Whoa! What an inauspicious number that is. Something bad's going to happen in this chapter, I know it!")

    And you know what? They're right. They do know it. Because something bad does happen in this chapter. What happens?  Ohhhhh, the suspense...is it getting to you yet? ;)

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    Thursday
    Nov282013

    The Sanguo Yanyi - Chapter 65

    The Sanguo Yanyi - Chapter 65:

    Ma Chao Battles At Jiameng Pass;;

    Liu Bei Takes Over Yizhou. 

     

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    WARNING: IT'S THANKSGIVING DAY, IF YOU HAPPEN TO LIVE IN AMERICA. THAT MEANS A LOT OF LEFTOVER TURKEY. BETTER MAKE SOME COLD TURKEY SANDWICHES OUT OF THAT, BEFORE YOU END UP WITH A WHOLE LOT OF THE SAME THING AS YOU'LL FIND IN THIS CHAPTER'S COMMENTARY...YOU KNOW...SPOILERS. 

    HAHA. I SLAY MYSELF.  

     

    In the last chapter, of course, Ma Chao was driven from the West Valley Land (eastern Xi province, pretty much), after unwisely giving in to the urge to be a Tyrant, slaying a few people in the process, and then later on having most of his family wiped out by their next-of-kin in revenge. 

    It is here that we see the recurring theme of Heaven's invisible hand turning the course of events once again. Ma Chao, you will recall, was the son and heir of Ma Teng, the unfortunate governor of Xi Liang who had been assassinated by Cao Cao a few chapters back. As such, Ma Chao had been one of the Feudal Lords in his own right...a person on equal standing with Liu Bei, Sun Quan, and even Cao Cao himself as far as his essential status in soiety was concerned. 

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    Thursday
    Nov282013

    The Sanguo Yanyi - Chapter 64

    The Sanguo Yanyi - Chapter 64:

    Zhuge Liang Plans For The Capture Of Zhang Ren;;

    Yang Fu Borrows Soldiers To Destroy Ma Chao. 

     

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    WARNING: THE GUY MAKING THIS AUDIOBOOK HAS BEEN DRIVEN INTO FINANCIAL RUIN BY HIS GENEROSITY IN ALWAYS GIVING HIS ART AWAY FOR FREE. HIS ART WILL REMAIN FREE HOWEVER...HE WILL NOT CHARGE YOU FOR IT, BUT IF YOU WANT HIM TO STILL HAVE THE ABILITY TO MAKE THESE AUDIOBOOK CHAPTERS FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT, IT IS HIGHLY SUGGESTED THAT YOU MAKE A FREE WILL DONATION TO THE CAUSE. YOU CAN DO SO AT THE TOP-LEFT SIDE OF THE SCREEN BENEATH THE SITE BANNER, WHERE IS LOCATED A DONATE BUTTON. I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH...WHEN I'M TOO POOR TO AFFORD ELECTRICITY TO POWER THE COMPUTER, OR A ROOF OVER MY HEAD, OR ANYTHING ELSE THAT IS REQUIRED FOR ME TO BE ABLE TO MAKE THESE AUDIOBOOK CHAPTERS, THIS AUDIOBOOK WILL DIE AND I WILL NOT THEN BE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. YOU CAN HELP KEEP IT FROM DYING, BY DONATING WHAT YOU MIGHT OTHERWISE HAVE SPENT ON A CUP OF COFFEE OR A VIDEO FROM NETFLIX. YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO SAVE THIS AUDIOBOOK...I HOPE THAT YOU CHOOSE TO DO SO BY YOUR GENEROSITY. REGARDLESS, THOUGH, I WILL CONTINUE TO PUT THESE EPISODES UP FOR FREE ON THIS WEBSITE FOR YOU TO DOWNLOAD WHETHER OR NOT YOU DONATED. BECAUSE ART SHOULD BE FREE TO THE PUBLIC. THANKS.

     

    So now it's Chapter 64, and Liu Bei is dealing with the fallout from what happened in the last chapter. What happened in the last chapter?  Well, it's been a while since I released that one from the vaults but you might remember that in the last chapter, Pang Tong was assassinated by Zhang Ren, and quite suddenly Liu Bei found himself not only bereft of his primary advisor in the invasion of Shu, but also now surrounded by enemies, his retreat cut off, and his entire dream in danger of being destroyed. (My oh my, how I can totally relate to that. I know that feel, Liu Bei. I know that feel.)

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    Thursday
    Nov142013

    Help Ensure the Sanguo Yanyi Audiobook Can be Finished!

    Do you like the Sanguo Yanyi audiobook? It would seem there's at least a few of you out there who like this work, despite its imperfections, and are waiting for it to be finished (as am I). Lucky you. YOU have a chance to help me make sure it can be finished. How so?

    It's like this. Ladies and Gentlemen, I was going to put up a request here, with flowery language and all, to beg you guys to help me out but instead I'm just going to cut straight to the point here...some real talk for you.

    I'm on the verge of ruin. Total financial ruin. Actually, I'm probably somewhat PAST the point of financial ruin, but in in the interest of downplaying my own failure as a businessman, I'm going to go ahead and just call it "on the verge" instead. Why am I on the verge of ruin?  Because like Liu Bei, I've spent years clinging to an idea of how things should be, a sense of abject rectitude that the world itself says "No way!" to. That's why. I've given my art away for free for years and years and years, doing this stuff for the love, not only because I wanted to have it but because I wanted all of you to have it too. I've given this stuff away for free for years because I think it SHOULD be free, and I'm sort of stubborn about doing what I think is the right thing to do.  Because of that, I've paid the price, year after year, as this psychopathic world with its psychopathic capitalist economy drives altruists (like I've tried to be) into the ground because the only way to make your way in this world, it would seem, is to get people to pay you. 

    Now what does this have to do with you? Well, see, you've been enjoying the various works of art on this site for years, for free, and no...as a matter of fact, I DON'T hold that against you. I WANT to give this shit to you for free. I think you should have it for free. I don't think that this world should ever have put a price on art. But obviously, what I thought and how things happen to be are totally different things. Instead of things being the way I want them to be (surprise surprise), we've got a world where those who have a soft heart about these sort of things are just pretty much screwed.

    So if you really like this Sanguo Yanyi Audiobook, I've got to tell you, people...there's a much, much greater chance of me being able to finish it if you guys can find it in you to donate something to the cause.

    Now, I'm NOT writing this because of any intention to charge you for my work. I do NOT want to charge you for this stuff...that's why I'm asking you all to consider a voluntary donation to the "Keep the guy making this audiobook from starving and being homeless in the winter and therefore being unable to finish his audiobook" fund. If you believe in this work as much as your comments have indicated over the years, you should be glad to be a little bit generous here...So please do. You don't HAVE to be, but it's in your interest to donate, so please do. Thank you.

    If you are interested in finding out how you can help this worthy cause, please contact me at baka13@gmail.com for details. Thank you. And happy holidays to you all.  

    Tuesday
    Apr092013

    The Sanguo Yanyi - Chapter 63

    The Sanguo Yanyi - Chapter 63:

    Zhuge Liang Mourns For Pang Tong;

    Zhang Fei Releases Yan Yan. 

     

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    WARNING: YUP. YOU GUESSED IT. SPOILERS. 

     

    Chapter 63: Pang Tong is assassinated.  1963: John F. Kennedy is assassinated. Coincidence?  Or Conspiracy? (If it's a conspiracy, that's one hell of a long-lived conspiracy. About 1800 years or so.)

    Anyways, yeah, Pang Tong is skraight up assassinated in this chapter. Of course, the assassin, Zhang Ren, totally meant it to be Liu Bei that fell at Fallen Phoenix slope, but...well, I guess you can't be too picky in such a situation, right? Amiright? SureIam. :p

    So it just got real over in Shu. Liu Bei had been told once that if he had both Sleeping Dragon and Fledgling Phoenix to support him, he need have no anxiety about being able to accomplish his great goal of reunifying the Han Empire.  Well, now, he's just lost one of those two. I'm sort of curious what "Heaven's" take on all of this was. After all, supposedly, it was "Heaven" that drove Liu Bei to mount this expedition into Shu in the first place. And now it is "Heaven" which appears to be punishing him for doing so? Make up your mind, "Heaven". 

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    Tuesday
    Apr092013

    The Sanguo Yanyi - Chapter 62

    The Sanguo Yanyi - Chapter 62:

    The Taking Of River Fu Pass, Yang Huai and Gao Pei Perish;

    The Siege Of Luocheng, Huang Zhong and Wei Yan are Rivals. 

     

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    WARNING: WHO GOT THE SPOILERS? WE GOT THE SPOILERS! WHO GOT THE SPOILERS? WE GOT THE MUTHATRUCKIN' SPOILERS! BEEYATCH!

     

    So here we are at Chapter 62. And I'm getting pretty tired of writing long, drawn out commentaries for these. Sitting here staring at my computer screen until my eyes glaze over isn't quite all that it's cracked up to be, I guess. But I suppose, it's a labor of love. Or it's a labor of something, at any rate. So, time to get the tedious commentary-writing over with...for this chapter anyways.  This is the Chapter, by the way, where the battle for Yizhou and the greater Ba-Shu region begins to heat up. For that matter, it's also the chapter where Wei Yan and Huang Zhong's fledgling rivalry begins to heat up.

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